mathprofessorquotes:

Spotted in the math department.

mathprofessorquotes:

Spotted in the math department.

FYI

jeremykaye:

I wrote this a bunch of years back, when I enjoyed pretending to be Shel Silverstein.
I still like it.

jeremykaye:

I wrote this a bunch of years back, when I enjoyed pretending to be Shel Silverstein.

I still like it.

x-cetra:

The Stranger’s Journal (fanart)

while we’re indulging in fandom nostalgia, here’s my main contribution…

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from the London Sinfonietta blog:
Inspired by Tenney’s innovative work, we held an open call asking for compositions written on the back of a postcard and the response was phenomenal. A total of 355 RSVP compositions from 170 composers were sent in from 20 countries on 5 continents.
winning submissions
more submissions

from the London Sinfonietta blog:

Inspired by Tenney’s innovative work, we held an open call asking for compositions written on the back of a postcard and the response was phenomenal. A total of 355 RSVP compositions from 170 composers were sent in from 20 countries on 5 continents.

winning submissions

more submissions

geekifyinc:

MYST     —iPad/eReader—

I don’t have or want an iPad, I just want this.

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Tags: MYST

linkinthepeople:

gigyas:

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING JAR?
THIS SHIT IS CALLED COOKIE BUTTER. THEY SELL IT AT TRADER JOE’S AND IT’S BASICALLY EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: SPREADABLE GODDAMN COOKIES. THIS SHIT HAS THE TEXTURE AND CONSISTENCY OF PEANUT BUTTER, EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE GINGERBREAD. WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY FUCKING MADE WITH CRUSHED BELGIAN COOKIES. PUT IT ON YOUR GODDAMN TOAST AND MAKE A GODDAMN COOKIE BUTTER SANDWICH. IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH AND EVERYONE IS WINNING THE LOTTERY AND ALSO HAVING AN ORGASM.
AND THE BEST PART? NO NUTS, NO DAIRY, NO SODIUM, NO CHOLESTEROL. I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN EATING THIS SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CONTAINER WITH A SPOON. I AM NEAR TEARS FROM THIS TRANSCENDENTAL EXCELLENCE. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE BUTTER, BITCH.

thanks karkat

The crunchy stuff is tastier.

linkinthepeople:

gigyas:

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING JAR?

THIS SHIT IS CALLED COOKIE BUTTER. THEY SELL IT AT TRADER JOE’S AND IT’S BASICALLY EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: SPREADABLE GODDAMN COOKIES. THIS SHIT HAS THE TEXTURE AND CONSISTENCY OF PEANUT BUTTER, EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE GINGERBREAD. WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY FUCKING MADE WITH CRUSHED BELGIAN COOKIES. PUT IT ON YOUR GODDAMN TOAST AND MAKE A GODDAMN COOKIE BUTTER SANDWICH. IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH AND EVERYONE IS WINNING THE LOTTERY AND ALSO HAVING AN ORGASM.

AND THE BEST PART? NO NUTS, NO DAIRY, NO SODIUM, NO CHOLESTEROL. I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN EATING THIS SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CONTAINER WITH A SPOON. I AM NEAR TEARS FROM THIS TRANSCENDENTAL EXCELLENCE. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE BUTTER, BITCH.

thanks karkat

The crunchy stuff is tastier.

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